and apparently our voices carried

Zion National Park.

We all went for Memorial Day weekend and, I'm telling you folks, it was a Memorial trip to top all Memorial trips.

Did you hear about their new shuttle system? Well, I guess it has been there for eight years now but it's quite sleek. It keeps down traffic and pollution while providing you a ride filled with witty informational tidbits and a not-so-subtle commentary on the gullibility of the press.

It was hot and wonderful.

Here's a view from Angel's Landing.

glaucous:

adjective
having a frosted look from a powdery coating, as on plants; "glaucous stems"; "glaucous plums"; "glaucous grapes".

a debut... of sorts

Where have I been? No, seriously.

I'm asking myself, really.

Anyway.

So this is what I've been doing.

That's right, as we speak I'm sitting there in front of a computer pretending like I know how to act. I don't, really, so I try. Still, it's pretty cool to be sitting there, "...set... rolling... rollin'... and... action guys".

Here, I think I'm saying something like, "This facial-recognition software isn't perfect but... we've got a match."

Thrilling!

So stay tuned. Perhaps you'll hear something about it. But chances are, you won't unless it's from me... or Donny Osmond.


I'm headed back to my trailer... if I had one.

McGuffin:
n. in film, a plot device that has no specific meaning or purpose other than to advance the story; any situation that motivates the action of a film either artificially or substantively; also written [MacGuffin]