you're in our town when:

Monday night seems to be hooligan night.

Around 7pm they come out it droves yelling "Hey!" to any passers-by followed by artificial teenage guffaws. Quiet Monday night walks down main street are now Tuesday night walks.

And,

Twelve year-old "Floyd" pulls his eight year old brother in a small trailer behind the family riding lawnmower.

When you get here and you recognize the signs... stop on in. You've got a friend in this town.

involution:

-noun

1. an act or instance of involving or entangling; involvement.
2. the state of being involved.
3. something complicated.
4. Botany, Zoology.
a. a rolling up or folding in upon itself.
b. a part so formed.
5. Biology. retrograde development; degeneration.
6. Physiology. the regressive changes in the body occurring with old age.
7. Grammar. a complex construction in which the subject is separated from its predicate by intervening clauses or phrases.
8. Mathematics. a function that is its own inverse.